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A girl's dictionary
Monday, March 16, 2009 @ 12:21 AM
A girl's dictionary. Hahaha. I love this one. Enjoy reading (:
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*Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguements.
*Five Minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your hockey game is going to last before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.
*Nothing: This means something. Be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually signifies an arguement that will last five minutes and end with the word fine.
*Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows): Translation: "I dare you." This will result in her getting mad over nothing and will end with the word fine.
*Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows): Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
*Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
*Soft Sigh: (Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
*Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.
*That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means that she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happens.
*Please Do: This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay."
*Thanks: She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "You're welcome." *Thanks a Lot: This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows.Labels: girls
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A girl's dictionary
Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:21 AM
A girl's dictionary. Hahaha. I love this one. Enjoy reading (:
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*Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguements.
*Five Minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your hockey game is going to last before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.
*Nothing: This means something. Be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually signifies an arguement that will last five minutes and end with the word fine.
*Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows): Translation: "I dare you." This will result in her getting mad over nothing and will end with the word fine.
*Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows): Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
*Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
*Soft Sigh: (Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
*Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.
*That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means that she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happens.
*Please Do: This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay."
*Thanks: She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "You're welcome." *Thanks a Lot: This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows.Labels: girls
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Real Name: For you to know :)
Nickname: Steph/Paning/Teptep
Current Age: Sweet 16
DOB: March 17, 1993
Location: Philippines
Current School: Colegio San Jose de Alaminos
Year: Senior High School
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You're will currently read a long story about myself. Nah! It will just take a lil' time for you to read.
Stephanie is my name. But my offline friends call me Paning or just plain Steph. I was born 15 years ago and the exact date is March 17 1993. Julia Winter and I have the same birth date. Haha.
I'm currently residing at Alaminos City, Pangasinan, PHILIPPINES. And studying in a Catholic school named Colegio San Jose de Alaminos. I've never been into a public school. Counting my days as a Senior High School Student and doesn't know what to do after graduation. I love makings friends, especially in school. That's the great thing about me. I can easily catch the heart of a person. Haha. Well, not everybody.
A sensitive Pisces Rooster is just as stubborn, yet not as blunt as others. I consider the feelings of others and avoids confrontation or discord. I'm full of energy and charismatic but also deeply sincere and compassionate. I consider myself as a great communicator probably because I do possess the ability to tone things down a bit. I have boundless energy that sometimes gets caught up in detail which causes a lapse in concentration. I still have to learn to appreciate detail but not to harp on it, otherwise I may miss the final destination.
Other people says that I looked like a Korean, Chinese or Japanese. But they're wrong. I'm a one-fourth Spanish mestiza. With a wide forehead and chubby. I'm fat though I looked thin in my pictures. Haha. I love eating a lot and always craving for hot fudge sundae. I'm a certified dog lover. Actually I have four dogs. An internet freak who loves dancing and singing. And do believe that in every end of a tunnel there's always a light.
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